Anna Banana is the title of the song originally sang by Derek S. Lorenzo featured in the 2012 commercial of PLDT myDSL.
The commercial tells how sweet moms really are. Behind that, the originally uploaded video below tells how a boy expresses his love by writing a song for the awesomest girl in his class named Anna.
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The originally uploaded music video and its lyrics here:
Anna Banana (Lyrics)
By: Derek S Lorenzo
rap:
A-nna ba-nana you're my biggest crush
I don't mean overweight
Means my heart turns to mush.
A-nna ba-nana
You're in my dreams.
When I'm sleeping in class, your all I seen
A-nna ba-nana
Banana babe, I like you a lot.
A-nna ba-nana
Like a cute little plant in a big red pot
chorus:
Anna Banana!
I love you a bunch.
I'll dance like your monkey if we go for lunch
Anna Banana!
Baby, I love you a lot!!
Not once, not twice, not thrice, it's more than four
You're a fried banana baby
Coz you are so hot!!
rap:
A-nna Banana!
Said the voices in my head
We go together like jam goes on bread
A-nna Banana!
I keep saying your name.
You are in my brain it's like I'm going insane.
Like the rain in Spain on a horse's mane.
Fly like a crane to escape the pain
and I ride the train, eat some grain
cootchie cootchie coo you got me smiling again!
chorus:
Anna Banana!
I love you a bunch.
I'll dance like your monkey if we go for lunch
Anna Banana! Baby
I love you a lot
Note once, not twice, not thrice it's more than four
You're a fried banana, baby!
Coz you are so hot!!!!!!!!!!
rap:
A-nna ba-nana you're my biggest crush
I don't mean overweight
Means my heart turns to mush.
A-nna ba-nana
You're in my dreams.
When I'm sleeping in class, your all I seen
A-nna ba-nana
Banana babe, I like you a lot.
A-nna ba-nana
Like a cute little plant in a big red pot
chorus:
Anna Banana!
I love you a bunch.
I'll dance like your monkey if we go for lunch
Anna Banana!
Baby, I love you a lot!!
Not once, not twice, not thrice, it's more than four
You're a fried banana baby
Coz you are so hot!!
rap:
A-nna Banana!
Said the voices in my head
We go together like jam goes on bread
A-nna Banana!
I keep saying your name.
You are in my brain it's like I'm going insane.
Like the rain in Spain on a horse's mane.
Fly like a crane to escape the pain
and I ride the train, eat some grain
cootchie cootchie coo you got me smiling again!
chorus:
Anna Banana!
I love you a bunch.
I'll dance like your monkey if we go for lunch
Anna Banana! Baby
I love you a lot
Note once, not twice, not thrice it's more than four
You're a fried banana, baby!
Coz you are so hot!!!!!!!!!!
After the success of
FOR DEREK original song by Anna Banana
And here's its lyrics:
Derek Lorenzo,
Heard your song, I'm touched.
Though others may find
You a bit over-mush.
Derek Lorenzo,
You're sweet it seems
In English class, we used to work as a team.
Derek Lorenzo,
You're sweet and you want a shot.
Derek Lorenzo,
You want to eat lunch and you like me a lot.
CHORUS:
(well....)
Derek, forget it.
Don't like you that much.
You dance like a monkey,
And I don't think that's hot.
Derek, forget it, already.
You don't have a chance.
Not once, not twice, not thrice. It's more like never.
I'm not your fried banana, Derek.
But I am still hot.
verse2:
Derek, forget it.
Did you hear what I said?
We'll never be together,
It's all in your head.
Derek, forget it.
Stop saying my name,
My feelings stay the same --
I'm not your dame.
Go ride a train, or fly a plane
eat your grain in the falling rain.
This thing has to end
We don't blend
You can still be a friend.
Thank you. The end.
repeat chorus:
Derek, forget it.
I don't like you that much.
You dance like a monkey,
And I don't think that's hot.
Derek, forget it, already.
You don't have a chance.
Not once, not twice, not thrice. It's more like never.
I'm not your fried banana, Derek.
But I am still hot.
Heard your song, I'm touched.
Though others may find
You a bit over-mush.
Derek Lorenzo,
You're sweet it seems
In English class, we used to work as a team.
Derek Lorenzo,
You're sweet and you want a shot.
Derek Lorenzo,
You want to eat lunch and you like me a lot.
CHORUS:
(well....)
Derek, forget it.
Don't like you that much.
You dance like a monkey,
And I don't think that's hot.
Derek, forget it, already.
You don't have a chance.
Not once, not twice, not thrice. It's more like never.
I'm not your fried banana, Derek.
But I am still hot.
verse2:
Derek, forget it.
Did you hear what I said?
We'll never be together,
It's all in your head.
Derek, forget it.
Stop saying my name,
My feelings stay the same --
I'm not your dame.
Go ride a train, or fly a plane
eat your grain in the falling rain.
This thing has to end
We don't blend
You can still be a friend.
Thank you. The end.
repeat chorus:
Derek, forget it.
I don't like you that much.
You dance like a monkey,
And I don't think that's hot.
Derek, forget it, already.
You don't have a chance.
Not once, not twice, not thrice. It's more like never.
I'm not your fried banana, Derek.
But I am still hot.
You can also be Derek's new 'Anna'! Visit http://www.dereksnewanna.com to find out how.
